About Shit

Yesterday, I was talking to Tauke about something interesting, since he was very sien and I was busy figuring how to entertain him. Guess what? We talk about something which is disgusting in the entire world..WE TALK ABOUT SHIT!! S . H . I . T man..
He told me the size and shape of the shit he pass out in the toilet, and the correct posture to let go. Wow, I never thought that he will have the knowledge of passing shit. Really keng. And...he even know what is the speed of the shit he passed out...2m /sec!!
And I asked him a question, do you ever find a single worm in your shit?(Cause with the things we eat everyday, must have small little worms in our pass out, just that we can not see with our own eyes, unless under microscop-by teacher cham, one of my biology teacher when I was in Form 5)
He said to me, "no, no warms in my shit but I found some tauge and chai sim before in my shit, some even hang half way at my ass hole when I face difficulties in passing shit!"
increadible !!.......